Monday, July 12, 2010

New editorial

So as I promised here I am writing more shit for you to read. Take it or leave it i'm gonna write it so fuck off if you dont like it.
When I was 12 I was a sponsored BMX racer. I loved racing bikes, jumping bikes and the thrill of winning or losing. I just wanted to ride and I did. It wasnt anything for me to get on my one speed BMX bike and log 8 hours in the August heat in downtown Atlanta. I enjoyed it and still look back on it with a smile on my face. Bmx and two wheels was and is cool. Going fast is cool. Wrecking to an extent is cool. I did it to be free leaving my house with $10 in my pocket for drinks and lunch at Wendys was freedom. No cell phone, no worries (except security guards and dogs) and no problems. I smiled and laughed and rode for hours all day everyday. As I got older things changed I gave up BMX for skating which I sucked at and then came 16 and a car which meant I never went back to riding BMX. I did miss it. I missed the freedom the fun and the two wheels and then I discovered motorcycles. Motorcycles specifically choppers gave me back that freedom and coolness that I longed for. Motorcycles were fast and cool and free. And this is what brings me to my point boys and girls. Riding bikes, choppers, bobbers, motorcycles is fun!!! SO STOP TRYING TO ACT SO FUCKING HARD WHEN YOU RIDE. Smile motherfucker. This shit beats the fuck out of working. Your not experiencing groundhog day in Iraq or Afghanistan. Being in the wind is Zen like and sometimes, only sometimes, better than fucking. You arent hard because you bought built or borrowed a Harley. You arent riding the thing around a prison yard. You dont need to be hard be happy you are'nt at work and you are'nt dead. You are free. You are a kid. You are living a dream that only a few of us get to experience. The fuck next to you in traffic with the tie on and the office job already thinks you are cool dont fucking frown at him. Smile at him and rub it in some more. His dick will shrivel just a little more because you my friend are cool and you are free but what you are not is hard. Join the MMA if you wanna be hard and frown and act like you just got parolled. You probably didnt and even if you did still smile because you are out of jail with nothing to prove. You, just by riding, are proving plenty. You are saying look at me world I love life and living it and if I die getting wrapped around an 80 year olds buick then know world that was a fucking smile on my face and not a frown because I was doing what I wanted to do being free and riding in the wind!!!! BHFFBH

6 comments:

玉苓玉苓 said...

A bad excuse is worse than none...................................................................

dustyshmo said...

dude i hear you loud and clear i smile a lot when i am riding and do not understand how it dose not make others smile to be in the wind. so congrats for saying it> ow but everyone thinks i am a hippie too so that could explain the smiling also

Violentchoppers said...

I smile from time to time, but I'm always worried about gettin bugs in my gangster greezill

FLOUNDER said...

right on man. ill smile more when michael finishes my bike and i can ride it some more lol

Bastard Rob said...

Nice!

Beaner said...

I'll smile again when the Afghan Groundhog days are over AGAIN! 88 more days to go.